"Magic is neither good nor evil. It is a tool, like a knife. Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil,"

Hecate, House of Hades (via eruditeborn-amitytransfer)

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Currently in Houston, Texas

And all I keep thinking of is that spongebob episode where Sandy wanted to go back home to Texas. And how on the airplane we were passing g over it and I’m like wow Texas looks boring because literally a little houses bunched up then open land forever. Idk and I kept thinking about Texas chainsaw massacre lol

On the other hand I need to sleep so bad.

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

(Source: evincibly)

loveatitsfinest:

HELL YEAH

(Source: heisenbergww)

dicktho:

jadethemerman:

jadethemerman:

Untouched by the Veronicas is fucking too real man

I FEEL SO UNTOUCHED

always sings this to me, very sus

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

(Source: mediaite.com)