nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURSimage

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection)

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

theladychelsea:

honeyyvanille:

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

I absolutely needed to read that.

(Source: sarahaliceyoung)

lolzpicx:

Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

(Source: pleated-jeans.com)

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

blazeberg:

A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever

  • This is gonna be a huge project
  • Mom
  • Dirty ice
  • Fondant
  • Wow it’s all really coming together
  • This is gonna be awesome
  • Oh no how are we going to get it through the door
  • Awesome
  • My dad would be proud
  • What a great reaction