me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals


were u not hugged as a child

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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”



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This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

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eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods


this gets me so hard

apparently this was johnny and winona seeing each other for the first time after they broke up or something

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"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"

Reyna Biddy (via alexaism)

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yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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